The Zoo Job Story
One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted
to earn some money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed
perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a
zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper
explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died
suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall
off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the
zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So
the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage
before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep
all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds
than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.
However,
eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He
began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion
in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he
decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his
cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's
cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved
it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise
for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he
kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary
kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling
over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown
was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the
lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He
could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the
lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The
clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion
was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back
looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the
lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".
Monday 2 April 2012
Spoof text, "The Zoo Job Story"
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